I watched some TV today

News:

Train derails, people die, and our Railway Minister says…

“Jo mare hue log hain, unko pura muavza mile ga.”
Translates to: Dead people will get proper compensation.

I switch channels.

Game Show:

Anchor asks the parents of a performer kid “So, who has this little girl taken after? Her mom or her dad?”

“Both. She is my hardwork and Mrs' determination,” says the proud father.

I switched off the TV and I am here now.